Last night, Jesus came to me in a dream.
I said, "Hi, Jesus."
And he said "Hi, Lime Kitty."
And I said "What’s shakin’ big fella?"
And he said "I was thinking about coming back. But I’m afraid that if I come in on my flying cloud with my host of angels, the Air Force will detect us on radar. And since the cloud doesn’t have a radio I won’t be able to identify myself, and then they may launch missiles at us. I mean, seriously. I don’t even like iron chariots, you think I want a missile launched at me?"
I said, "That sounds like a serious problem, Jesus."
well lime kitty…
the air force is REALLY REALLY smart. I think they could figure out it was jesus. When I was little I lived on an air force base. (well several air force bases.. Luke AFB and Holloman AFB.) But when I lived on Holloman AFB I remember one December there was a news report about santa’s sleigh being reported on radar and how it was a big deal and how the base was going to send up the F16’s to escort santa. It was pretty cool * granted I was like 7 at the time*
So anyways, I think the air force will know that it is Jesus and he doesn’t have to worry about missiles.
To answer your question, I haven’t dreamt of Jesus. I have had dreams of Mary though….